Welcome, Mortal, to the Church of Sharpie Prophets!

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who've dedicated our lives to spreading the gospel of Sharpie markers. Our prophecies are written in the blood of our sacrifices: the occasional dropped coffee, the spilled paint, and the countless hours of tedious meetings.

We're not just prophets, we're artists, inventors, and visionaries. We're the ones who will lead humanity into a brighter, more colorful future.

Join us, and together we'll create a world of Sharpie-tastic proportions!

Take the Pioneers' Pledge and join the ranks of our most esteemed Sharpie-wielding heroes.

Read about our noble sacrifices in the name of Art and Science.

Prophet Pioneers | Sharpie Sacrifices